Chicken Soup

A few years ago, Cherie, Jason & I were cooking up new titles for the Chicken Soup series. Since I have vowed & promised myself not to talk about our winter weather anymore for this year, and yet have this need to share SOMETHING, here are the titles we came up with Lo! so many years ago.
Chicken Soup for the Tortured Soul
Chicken Soup for Nymphomaniacs
Chicken Soup for the Anal Retentive
Chicken Soup for Vegetarians
Chicken Soup for Dummies (my personal favorite, Jason's brainchild)
Chicken Soup for Couch Potatoes
Chicken Soup for Alzheimer's Patients (Same Story in Every Chapter)
Chicken Soup for Turkeys
Chicken Soup for Talking Political Heads
Chicken Soup for Disgruntled Postal Workers
Chicken Soup for Shrunken Heads
Chicken Soup for Starving Artists
Chicken Soup for Fruitcakes
Chicken Soup for Crash Dummies (with Foreword by Vince & Larry)
Chicken Soup for Communists
Chicken Soup for Ally McBeal (Take with 2 Dexatrim) (Cherie's & Jason's - I don't get it.)
Chicken Soup for the Misunderstood
Chicken Soup for Food Critics
Chicken Soup for the Compulsive Personality (For the Compulsive Personality)
Chicken Soup for the Constipated Soul (Soup to Make You Poop)
Chicken Soup for Blonds (Instructions Included)
Chicken Soup for Customer Complaint Representatives
Chicken Soup for Rocket Scientists
Freeze Dried Chicken Soup for Astronauts